Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Definitions:

bish’op n: 1. A lay minister for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. 2. A full-time calling given to men in the Church who already have full-time jobs, families, and other domestic responsibilities.

bish’op’s wife n: 1. A woman who is married to the bishop. 2. A woman who can assume the domestic duties normally performed by her husband.

bish’op’s chil’dren plural n: The children in the ward who "never" run in the halls, belch in sacrament meeting, or moon people out the back window of the van.

1 comment:

  1. does all of this apply to bishopric counselor's wife and children?

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